Youth Culture Vanguard Gifts

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

Text Culture

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Hoodie Hang-out

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Musical notes bubble gum.

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"Nice haircut."

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

Modern Kids.

Clubbing

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'More hair than brains.'

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

Cafe investors: I'd like your support in acquiring the lemonade stand down the street. By cutting redundant labor, marketing and technology. I place our annual savings at $17 billion. The phone company investors bought it. Can monkey lick your head?

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

High Pants/Low Pants.

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

City centre pub.

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Whatever!

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

'Young Love'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"