Youth Culture Commentator Gifts

"All of a sudden, everyone seems younger than I am."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"Don't editorialize."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

The Decline of Europe

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

King Solomon's Pollster.

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Non-Uniform Day Today.

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.