Youth Culture Vanguard Pillows

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

Text Culture

Hoodie Hang-out

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Musical notes bubble gum.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"Nice haircut."

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Modern Kids.

Clubbing

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'More hair than brains.'

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

Non-Uniform Day Today.

High Pants/Low Pants.

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

'Young Love'

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

City centre pub.

Whatever!

Over-reaction Man.