Young Skateboarder Gifts

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Four children playing the flute.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Education and Apprenticeships

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Modern Childhood

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

A boy with a football

"Until you clean you room, I'm confiscating your iPod, your Xbox and your jester!"

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Active pensioner.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

A Young Indoor Cyclist

'I can just see him twenty years down the road pitching for the Giants.'

"I have goals in life. Just last week I scored three goals!"

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'

"My dad said they used to be bands."

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

'With school, sports and music lessons, I don't get to spend much quality time with my gerbil.'

'It's a Marimba!'

Grade 4 Cello

"The kid's a natural."

"Mom, will you put me in time out. You gotta pay the dues if you want to sing the blues."

"You left your goddam car in the driveway again!"