Young Paleontologist Gifts

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Interdisciplinary studies.

"And this is our media room."

E=mc2.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Evolution Exam Results.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Best before 65 million BC.

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Admit it, we're lost."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'