Young Love Negotiator Pillows

Children at a Party

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

"Sophia, will you agree to form a joint exploratory committee for marriage?"

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

'Our relationship would be perfect if it wasn't for you!'

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

"I am not ‘politicizing the issue’ — I simply asked you to pick up your room!"

"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up."

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

"I'll abandon my medium-and shorter-range missiles if you'll abandon yours."

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

'I'll do your taxes for you, daddy, if you'll color these silly homework pictures for me.'

"If you don't bring me what I want, next year I'll go straight to the manufacturer in China!"

"Daddy's still up - I can see him loading his shotgun."

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."

'I think we should also agree not to go to sleep horny.'

"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

'I like you and all, Adam, but I'm 'Graphic Novel' and you're just so 'Comic Bookie'.'

'Darling what will you give me for this ring?'

'A raise in my allowance is fine, dad. But what I'm really after is power of attorney.'

'Before I mow the grass, I'd like to quote from section four, paragraph c, of the state child labor code...'

"We're offering twenty million plus incentives over a four-year period, Mrs. Morton. Can Timmy come out and play?"

"You want privacy, don't date my daughter!"

"Okay, it's a deal...you two pay me the same amount as your parents are, and I'll let you stay up an extra two hours."

Propriety

"Congratulations. I just need your initials here."

'According to this pre-nup, if I marry you I have to wait 24 months to upgrade.'