Young Joker Gifts

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"I am studying the alphabet. I'm watching ABC."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Santa's Helpers

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

"It makes you look old."

"Hate to see you leave, Dave...especially since it was just last week that I learned you worked for me."

"Nobody at school will laugh at me."

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

Complaints Desk

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

Toilet humour

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

No infrastructure problem here

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

A clown & his clone.