Future Joker Gifts

"Make a bet - in a few years, your little boy will be the class clown."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

Fittd shēt

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

Prisoner still life painting.

"See how it feels"

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

Turnkey Totalitarianism

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

'I may not have the skills or education for this position, but I do understand the cartoons in the The New Yorker.'

Hiker's right of way.

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

The Cartoonists

"But officer. I wasn't texting. I was `sexting`."

"I am studying the alphabet. I'm watching ABC."

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

"It's called 'White with a hint of Magnolia"

'Nuff said.

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

"Are you sure this is how you get Twitter verified?"

"My dog deleted my excuses app."

'What about short-term? Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

"On this comparison website I can get a thinner you, with more personality and a bushier mustache."

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

"You think I can be an assistant manager?"