Future Joker Pillows

"Make a bet - in a few years, your little boy will be the class clown."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Fittd shēt

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

Prisoner still life painting.

"See how it feels"

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

"But officer. I wasn't texting. I was `sexting`."

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

Hiker's right of way.

The Cartoonists

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

"Are you sure this is how you get Twitter verified?"

"It's called 'White with a hint of Magnolia"

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

"My dog deleted my excuses app."

'What about short-term? Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

"On this comparison website I can get a thinner you, with more personality and a bushier mustache."

"You think I can be an assistant manager?"

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.