Future Jedi Gifts

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

Yearbook

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

Luke Skywalker- Matrimonial Law

A Space Walk

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

DACA

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

"Someday, son, all this will be your fault."

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

'I thought I'd put in the details later.'

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

Nursery Careers Service. Careers teacher tells toddler: 'Astronaut training would give you something to fall back on, if the jungle explorer job fell through.'

'I'm afraid we're not authorized to do that, sir.'