Future Jedi Gifts

Yearbook

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

A Space Walk

DACA

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"Someday, son, all this will be your fault."

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

'I thought I'd put in the details later.'

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

'I'm afraid we're not authorized to do that, sir.'

Nursery Careers Service. Careers teacher tells toddler: 'Astronaut training would give you something to fall back on, if the jungle explorer job fell through.'

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

"An inflatable dome will allow us to live on other planets."