Young Adult Novel Fan Gifts

Teenage breakup.

The Anti-Agent

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Victor Hugo

Thomas Mann.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Television Readers.

Silence of the Chickens...

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Iris Murdoch

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Romance

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

My Literary Influences

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

Tolstoy and Dostoevsky plan a collaboration - 'War and Punishment'... it'll make us a bundle.

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

Editor.