Young Adult Fiction Fans Gifts

Hairy Potter

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

Crime in bookshop

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Oliver Twist - Oliver Introduced to Fagin

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

"Oh come on! How can you possibly know that it's Yorick without a proper forensic reconstruction?"

'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.'

A spy

Stand and Deliver

"Why are you always picking people who have pixellated heads?"

"We the jury find that the murder was committed by Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the candlestick!"

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

'Have you got any good 'whodunnits'...?'

Diary of a DNA Cop