Yogurt Gifts

Active Yogurt Culture

Crater Lake Annual Yogurt Guzzle! This year's flavor: Raspberry Marijuana.

Don't worry. I'm just here for your yo

Diary. You called anthropologists to come look at expired yogurt? I thought they'd be interested in ancient cultures.

Yogurt, of course, is highly cultured.

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

"The yoghurt, does it contain bifidobacteriumi and lactobacillus bulgaricus?"

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

Twenty-first century baby walker

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Important Food Groups

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

Dad Trophies

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

Only One Item or Fewer.

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"Everything's gone up."

"Wait, what are you doing?"

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

How lazy people decide what to eat

Witches Checkout.

Unusual Offers

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'