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Yogic Flier / Flymo

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"We can't agree on a size."

Musical Bicycle.

Lawrence of Suburbia

'You should enter the rhythmic breathing Olympics!'

When Cows Discovered Mowers

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

Ted tests the limits of his new mulching mower.

'Cats make the best mousetraps.'

"Parting the church lawn and the Red Sea are not exactly the same ."

'I've tried everything. My skin is still as dry as an elephant's trunk.'

"What amazes me is that dad actually buys fertilizer!"

"I've never seen Baldo so excited about mowing the lawn."

A bulge of bodybuilders

For a $50 payoff, Dwayne would agree not to follow a foursome around all 18 holes.

'Gerald loves an afternoon relaxing in the garden.'

James Maddison

"Can you hold on a sec? I need to check on Timmy."

'Son, now that you're 16, I thought I'd let you drive.'

"Do you think it's time to switch from the blower to the mower?"

'What have I been up to? Oh, a moo-moo here and a moo-moo there.'

'There goes Davies again, lording it in his company vehicle.'

'The bad news about your bacteria infection is that you are now part of the food chain.'

"I said me and the boys are getting the band back together, are you in?"

Phil's new yoga-golf technique was beginning to perturb the others.

"It might be time to start training your legs!"