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Yogic Flier / Flymo

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"We can't agree on a size."

Musical Bicycle.

Lawrence of Suburbia

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

'You should enter the rhythmic breathing Olympics!'

A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

'Cats make the best mousetraps.'

"What amazes me is that dad actually buys fertilizer!"

"Parting the church lawn and the Red Sea are not exactly the same ."

"I've never seen Baldo so excited about mowing the lawn."

A bulge of bodybuilders

'I've tried everything. My skin is still as dry as an elephant's trunk.'

'Gerald loves an afternoon relaxing in the garden.'

'What have I been up to? Oh, a moo-moo here and a moo-moo there.'

'Son, now that you're 16, I thought I'd let you drive.'

"Can you hold on a sec? I need to check on Timmy."

"Do you think it's time to switch from the blower to the mower?"

'There goes Davies again, lording it in his company vehicle.'

'The bad news about your bacteria infection is that you are now part of the food chain.'

"It might be time to start training your legs!"

'Does Rover want a doggie treat?'