Yetis And Cryptids Aficionados Gifts

Yeti/Not Yeti

'You caught it, you gut it!'

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Scientist seen on loch.

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

' I like our new guide.He seems to know his way around these woods.'

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

Oh my goodness, you're right - I've only been hiding from myself!

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"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

"Hmmm. . . Nope, never seen the guy."

'Call THAT abominable - you ain't seen my Ma-in-law!'

Bigfoot is cooking food with a large hair net.

The Abominable Showman...

"Hey how do you spell Abominable?"

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

"Got any new monster trucks?"

'Have you ever crushed grapes, Mr Bigfoot?'