Yeehaw Spirit Pillows

"It jes' ain't natural."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Support Group for a Good Problem

New Guy.

The Brothers Grime

'He's maturing early.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

Whatever!

Teenage Shakespeare

Corpse Reviver Number 2

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

Dog Teenagers

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

Fallen Angel.

"Don't even think about it, cowboy."

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

'Oh alright then, just to the top"

Bach Doubles

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

'Moron.'

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'

"Need help with your computer project? I have 2 teens at home."

Whatever

'Are you ready to be the winners?'

"We begin tonight with breaking news. LIFE has given a local teenager a rude awakening."