Yeehaw Spirit Gifts

"It jes' ain't natural."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Support Group for a Good Problem

New Guy.

The Brothers Grime

'He's maturing early.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Fishbowl rebellion.

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

Whatever!

Corpse Reviver Number 2

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

Teenage Shakespeare

Dog Teenagers

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

"Don't even think about it, cowboy."

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

Fallen Angel.

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

'Oh alright then, just to the top"

'Moron.'

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

Jesus As A Teenager Clears The Temple. . .

Snake pulls prank posing for photo

Bach Doubles

The Incredible Skulk

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'

"Need help with your computer project? I have 2 teens at home."

Whatever

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."