Yehaw Readers Gifts

"Y-y-yep."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

New Guy.

Multi-Generational Books

Letters escape from a caged book.

Two Generations of Readers

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

"At least she's reading."

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

"Think about the perks. You learn to read, you get a pre-approved library card!"

Pastoring for Dummies

Best Seller of All Times...The Holy Bible:'No fair. You're creating your own readers.'

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

Hell's Schlegel

Multitasking

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

"Don't even think about it, cowboy."

'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

'And to my no good nephew Milo, who thought he was going to get all my cash - lots of luck!'

Kid Reads "The Little Tibetan Book Of The Dead"

"The Founding Fathers?! Ha! That’ll never stick!"

"Stop fact checking my story."

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

'We want to be ready for when he starts to read.'

"We no longer shelve gay fiction separately. It's been assimilated."

"They should open the files - Lenin never said all those crazy things attributed to him."

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room