Yee-haw Lover Pillows

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

New Guy.

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Myths and legends...

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"The bagels are better in New York."

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Bigfoot tracks...

Scotsman in the bath...

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

William Tell's Other Four Children

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'