Yehaw Lovers Pillows

"Pants in or out?"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

New Guy.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"The bagels are better in New York."

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

Sheep In Curlers

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

Quick, follow that star

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

Wee Folks Daycare

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

Snow fall buries the Statue of Liberty

"My parents hate it."

"To be honest I'd rather make love not war, but my chat-up lines are terrible."

American Gothic: I Love NY

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."

Burp!

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

"Don't even think about it, cowboy."

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

'Just the usual, thanks.'