Yehaw Lovers T-Shirts

"Pants in or out?"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

New Guy.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"The bagels are better in New York."

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

Sheep In Curlers

Dummies Books.

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Clown Delivering Babies.

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

Quick, follow that star

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."

American Gothic: I Love NY

"My parents hate it."

"To be honest I'd rather make love not war, but my chat-up lines are terrible."

Wee Folks Daycare

"Don't even think about it, cowboy."

Burp!

Snow fall buries the Statue of Liberty

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."