Yee-haw Lover Mugs

cowboy falls off horse and cries 'yee-haaarrrggghhh!!!'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

New Guy.

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"I miss the Augean stables."

Myths and legends...

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"The bagels are better in New York."

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

Zorro as a child.

Scotsman in the bath...

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Bigfoot tracks...

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

William Tell's Other Four Children