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"Your barn door is open."

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

New Guy.

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

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"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Lady of the bath...

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Here be dragons.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Crab with a clown face.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'Your reflexes are still good!'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

"I miss the Augean stables."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Myths and legends...

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'