Yehaw Lover Prints

"Your barn door is open."

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

New Guy.

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

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Here be dragons.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Lady of the bath...

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'Your reflexes are still good!'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Crab with a clown face.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Myths and legends...

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

Stephen Fry

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"I miss the Augean stables."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."