Yeehaw Enthusiast Mugs

"Jack, we're going all the way to Abilene. Must you ride so close?"

"If you kick her with the left spur, she'll give you more lumbar support."

"That was my horse. He's in a whole passel of trouble, and I gotta go."

"I said this next number is a sing-along."

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

New Guy.

This cowboy life really sucks

"Don't even think about it, cowboy."

'It's something like bronc busting, only you're not up in the air as much.'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

"That'll be five bucks."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Rocking Horse

"Werewolves of London..."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Childlike love

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

What can I play?

Jack in the box on strike.

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

Inaction Figure

Toys

Help me!

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"