"Is it 'pearl one knit one'...or 'knit one pearl one' I always forget!"
Yarn Hypnotist Gifts
If you know someone who can get lost in knitting, weaving, or crocheting for hours, a gift themed around their yarn passion will brighten their day. Our range celebrates the hypnotic allure of tangled yarn, vibrant colors, and crafty creativity. Perfect for crafters who see their hobby as a form of art and relaxation. Find witty and charming items that make their needlework even more special, whether it’s for a birthday, holiday, or just because.
"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."
'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'
Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.
Arts and crafts
Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.
"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."
'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'
"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"
"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"
Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.
"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"
"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"
'Happy now?'
Woman knitting a washing line.
Crotchet
Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.
String Theory for Beginners.
"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"
Knitted Kitty.
'I gave her that ball of yarn...'
Cat Sisyphus
Cat with giant ball of yarn of roof of car.
octopus knitting a jumper...
"No, I'm not asleep, but my foot is."
Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.
The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.
'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'
'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'
Granny Wear
'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'
"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"
KNITEO ERGO SUM!
'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'
"I like everything you suggest, except for the part where you count to three to wake me up. Can we just skip that part?"
Yarn Hypnotist Gifts Collection
Yarn Hypnotist Mugs
Explore our collection of yarn hypnotist mugs and find the perfect way to bring humor and color to their morning coffee or tea.
Yarn Hypnotist Pillows
Check out our cozy pillows featuring yarn-inspired designs—great for brightening up their craft space or living area.
Yarn Hypnotist Prints
Discover vibrant art prints that capture the hypnotic allure of yarn and fiber arts, perfect for inspiring their next project.
Yarn Hypnotist T-Shirts
Browse our fun t-shirts that celebrate yarn crafts and hypnotic creativity—ideal for crafters who love to wear their passion.