Yarn Hypnotist Mugs

"Is it 'pearl one knit one'...or 'knit one pearl one' I always forget!"

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Arts and crafts

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'Happy now?'

Woman knitting a washing line.

Crotchet

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

String Theory for Beginners.

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Knitted Kitty.

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Cat Sisyphus

Cat with giant ball of yarn of roof of car.

octopus knitting a jumper...

"No, I'm not asleep, but my foot is."

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

Granny Wear

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

"I like everything you suggest, except for the part where you count to three to wake me up. Can we just skip that part?"