Yarn Wizard Mugs

God Knitting a Sheep

'Try and guess my wife's favorite hobby!' (man in office wearing a huge knit tie).

"She'll have to call you back. She's on a roll."

Knitting minotaur.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Overall, your performance review is good, although I wonder if you are taking your job seriously enough."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Arts and crafts

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

'It was this big. I swear'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'Happy now?'

Woman knitting a washing line.

String Theory for Beginners.

Knitted Kitty.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Cat Sisyphus

Cat with giant ball of yarn of roof of car.

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

octopus knitting a jumper...

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Cross-country knitting.

Sportknitting

"Look at me, sweetie...Do something cut for mommy..."

Perspective