Yarn Wizard Mugs

God Knitting a Sheep

'Try and guess my wife's favorite hobby!' (man in office wearing a huge knit tie).

"She'll have to call you back. She's on a roll."

Knitting minotaur.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Overall, your performance review is good, although I wonder if you are taking your job seriously enough."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Arts and crafts

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

'It was this big. I swear'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Woman knitting a washing line.

String Theory for Beginners.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

Knitted Kitty.

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Cat Sisyphus

octopus knitting a jumper...

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

Sportknitting

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Cross-country knitting.

"I love every single one of these."

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

"They only buy one cup of coffee and then spend all day playing with a ball of yarn."

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'