Yarn Juggler Mugs

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Travelling

Football

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

Arts and crafts

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

A woman watches football on her computer.

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'What do I do around here? Sir, I really think I deserve some time for research and preparation before answering that.'

(an employee is in grasp of a giant octopi.The employee's boss is yelling at him through a bull-horn) 'Mr. Smith! According to H.R., you can no longer be employed here! Alright H.R., you can set Mr. Smith down now!'

'Regarding where you stand for a payrise - you don't.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

"Here's your sweater back."

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

Cat Sisyphus

'Of course you're overworked and underpaid! Didn't you read the fine print in your employee's contract?'

Why do you want a career in the bank?