Yarnaholic Gifts

"I can quit whenever I want to."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Arts and crafts

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

Crotchet

Woman knitting a washing line.

'Happy now?'

String Theory for Beginners.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

Knitted Kitty.

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Cat Sisyphus

octopus knitting a jumper...

Cat with giant ball of yarn of roof of car.

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Sportknitting

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

"Look at me, sweetie...Do something cut for mommy..."

"They only buy one cup of coffee and then spend all day playing with a ball of yarn."

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

Perspective

Cattitude

"I love every single one of these."

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'