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'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"He loves his leaf blower."

Beginning Yarder.

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

"Beware of God"

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

Digging.

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.

Hedge Car

Leaves.

"I think that before we put the flat on AirBnb we should have moved out."

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

I work all day landscaping. I'm too tired to do all the yard work at home. Teddy, you're big enough to use my power tools. I know exactly who to call for help. Tap tap tap. Not the power tool I was referring to.

'I can't cut the grass until I find the lawnmower and I can't find the lawnmower until I cut the grass!'

"As weed-whackers go, it's a little quiet for my taste."

"I'd recommend the nine-tine."

Blower wars.

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

Gardener's Calendar: January - Look for some out-of-the-way corner and start your compost heap.

"I'm glas my dad made me mow the lawn. I found 2 phones, 6 phone chargers and a headset in the grass."