Yard Extraordinaire Pillows

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"He loves his leaf blower."

Beginning Yarder.

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

"Beware of God"

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

Digging.

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

Hedge Car

"I think that before we put the flat on AirBnb we should have moved out."

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

Leaves.

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

'I can't cut the grass until I find the lawnmower and I can't find the lawnmower until I cut the grass!'

"Fall makes him sad."

Gardener's Calendar: January - Look for some out-of-the-way corner and start your compost heap.

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

"I'm glas my dad made me mow the lawn. I found 2 phones, 6 phone chargers and a headset in the grass."

Blower wars.

"I'd recommend the nine-tine."

"We climbed three thousand feet up Mont Blanc to get that one."