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The Gardener's Calendar: February - This is often a wet month so spike your lawns all over to improve drainage.

Yoyo sheep

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Tunnel of love"

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"

"We raise our beef humanely."

The Perils of Dog Kisses

"Yes, Daisy, Buttercup and Violet: our farmer likes flowers. . ."

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

'I told her not to follow me!'

"I know you're thinking it. Don't say it!"

"He's a phony - made of all those new fat substitutes."

Made in Sweden.

Man shaking hands with a bull

'Doctor Moore?' This is Fretz! Look, it's 30 below!...