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Beware of unexploded fireworks when burning rubbish.

Kitchen Tetris

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

"If you don't rake them your leaves will simply break down into mulch over the winter."

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"Leave your weekends open. I'll be dropping a lot more of these."

When Accountants Rake Leaves

Leaf Blower Showdown.

"A garden is a thing of beauty and a job for ever."

"Thank you, sir."

'We already have a helper monkey for that.'

"It's a remarkable find...evidence of human habitation that dates to ancient history!"

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

Unwanted Guests

'Son, now that you're 16, I thought I'd let you drive.'

'Well, I'm sorry it's not perfect Jane, but you try putting up decking with nothing on'

Rotary Mower

Autumn Leaves

'Stop complaining - at least it keeps you out of the kitchen.'

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'

A gymnast balances her laundry on her leg.

'If you want me, honey, I'll be out here in the orchard.'

The snow shovel is Joe's winter dance partner...

The Gardener's Calendar: Start up the Engine

'Just so you know, you're doin' it wrong.'

"Are you using the right size nail for mother's picture?"

'I got the idea when I was blowing my leaves.'

Snake charmer.

'Well, at least your washing-up arm is alright!'

Gardener trying to protect his crops from pests.

"I'm sorry, Dad. I can't do this. You always say I should prepare for the future...and last I checked, there's no college degree in 'dishwashing.'"

"Either you mow the lawn now, or I start the Independence Day celebrations early."