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"Thank you, sir."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

"The pH level seems a little off."

Cow Pilot.

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

"For heaven’s sake, Rozlyn, just give him the darn plant!"

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

You will be surprised by the wild birds that will appear in your garden.

"She said they were going out back to look for dinosaurs."

"Well, I'll be darned. It does come with its own creature."

"If she's going to be off school for a while, we need to make sure she's not stuck in the house all day."

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

Carnivorous plant exhibition.

"Leave your weekends open. I'll be dropping a lot more of these."

"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops."

French Cricket.

'Mom, is a stem line anything like a clothes line?'

Fat Kid 27- Makes a slug

"The earth opening up and unearthing a prehistoric animal isn't as uncommon as you think. This is my third call this week."

"I'm glas my dad made me mow the lawn. I found 2 phones, 6 phone chargers and a headset in the grass."

Leaf Blower Showdown.

Mary decides to give up weeding and start giving safari tours.

The Fireside Jungle: But specimens should never be introduced unless you know how to look after them.

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"