Yard Chore Fan Prints

The Gardener's Calendar: February - This is often a wet month so spike your lawns all over to improve drainage.

Yoyo sheep

"Tunnel of love"

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

"We raise our beef humanely."

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

"I know you're thinking it. Don't say it!"

"He's a phony - made of all those new fat substitutes."

"Yes, Daisy, Buttercup and Violet: our farmer likes flowers. . ."

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

'I told her not to follow me!'

The Perils of Dog Kisses

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

Made in Sweden.

'Is it slop yet?'