Lawn Care Fan Prints

'Mate, you've just paid two grand for a T-shirt and a hand-mower.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Greenfingers.

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'They're dog roses!'

Lawnmower

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

Say it with flowers: It!

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"Mulch madness"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

"Must get a longer cable."

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

Three different categories of lawnmower.

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."