Lawn Care Fan Gifts

'Mate, you've just paid two grand for a T-shirt and a hand-mower.'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Greenfingers.

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

'They're dog roses!'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Lawnmower

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"Mulch madness"

Say it with flowers: It!

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"Must get a longer cable."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Three different categories of lawnmower.

"Beware of God"

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'