Yard Chore Enthusiasts Prints

Gardener

The Last Leaf

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Beginning Yarder.

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"I've found the lawnmower!"

Leaves.

'I'm out of bags.'

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

"You wanted me to mow all the grass?"

"I think I've found your transistor radio."

"Foul!"

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

The lawn mowing industry was ripe for innovation.

"Leave your weekends open. I'll be dropping a lot more of these."

"Just empty it."

"This is my favorite photo of our autumn leaves."

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

'You took some nice photos of your autumn leaves. Which one is you favourite.'

Leaf Blower Showdown.

"A garden is a thing of beauty and a job for ever."

'When people find out I'm a lawyer they take an instant dislike to me. My wife says it's just to save them time...'

Last Leaf

"We climbed three thousand feet up Mont Blanc to get that one."