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When Accountants Rake Leaves

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Gardener

The Last Leaf

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Beginning Yarder.

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"I've found the lawnmower!"

Leaves.

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

'I'm out of bags.'

Danny reminds his dad that he had forgotten to pay him for raking the yard.

"You wanted me to mow all the grass?"

"Foul!"

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

"I think I've found your transistor radio."

The lawn mowing industry was ripe for innovation.

"Leave your weekends open. I'll be dropping a lot more of these."

"Just empty it."

"You used the right amount of detergent and fabric softener. The problem is this washing machine isn't for dishes."

"This is my favorite photo of our autumn leaves."

Leaf Blower Showdown.

'You took some nice photos of your autumn leaves. Which one is you favourite.'

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

'When people find out I'm a lawyer they take an instant dislike to me. My wife says it's just to save them time...'

"We climbed three thousand feet up Mont Blanc to get that one."

Last Leaf