Yankees Rival Gifts

"Daddy doesn't hate the Yankees. Daddy has issues with the Yankees."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tension filled the tent.

'The grudge match.'

An Archeologic Dig

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

I won! I finished my pizza first! Want to make it two out of three?

"Let's show Mr. Steinbrenner what you can do."

Yankee Stadium.

Sports Memorabilia. It's not an autograph. It's a drawing scribbled by Mickey Mantle. A Yankee doodle!

'You can be President when you grow up. I'm going to make a lot of money playing shortstop for the Yankees.'

Therapist wearing a Yankees' cap talks with an upset patient wearing a Mets cap.

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, Why are you a Yankees fan? Purple pinstripes are WAY better than blue ones. Go Rockies! See ya in the series this year! -Love, prettyinpurple. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. Why do I like the Yankees, Rudy? Dunno. Why do I like Cuban cigars, 100-year-old port, John Wayne, Albert Einstein rubbing my feet while I bathe in salt from THE DEAD SEA?! Um ... Why must I be subjected to letters like this?!?! I can't get past the Einstein thing ...

"It's not enough that I succeed. My friends must also be drawn and quartered."

Umbrella fight.

"I'm for universal coverage but not for cats."

Keeping up with the jones

"That settles it, John! We're getting this bike a tune-up!"

'Your second cousin won a Nobel Prize in physics, and you don't know how gravity works?'

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

"Come on Frank. I didn't mean to catch a bigger fish than you."

"I dreamed the Yankees lost in Game Seven."

'The three essentials for any work of art are content, composition, and how envious it makes the neighbors.'

"It's not enough that we succeed. Cats must also fail."

"Now I want a clean fight and no head butting."

"My parents want me to have a bar mitzvah in Israel, but I'd rather have it in Yankee Stadium."

"I'm gonna be an artist!"

"Woof is not a word."

Baseball player NY Yankee - being interviewed while wearing 3-D prescription glasses.

"He likes you because you're not a cat."

"I lost all respect for firefighters when I saw them rescuing the neighbour's cat from up a tree..."

Woman bragging about her big fish, husband with small fish.