Yankees Rival Pillows

"Daddy doesn't hate the Yankees. Daddy has issues with the Yankees."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tension filled the tent.

'The grudge match.'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

An Archeologic Dig

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

"Let's show Mr. Steinbrenner what you can do."

Yankee Stadium.

"I'm for universal coverage but not for cats."

Therapist wearing a Yankees' cap talks with an upset patient wearing a Mets cap.

"It's not enough that I succeed. My friends must also be drawn and quartered."

Umbrella fight.

Keeping up with the jones

"That settles it, John! We're getting this bike a tune-up!"

"I dreamed the Yankees lost in Game Seven."

"Come on Frank. I didn't mean to catch a bigger fish than you."

'Your second cousin won a Nobel Prize in physics, and you don't know how gravity works?'

'The three essentials for any work of art are content, composition, and how envious it makes the neighbors.'

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

"It's not enough that we succeed. Cats must also fail."

"Now I want a clean fight and no head butting."

"My parents want me to have a bar mitzvah in Israel, but I'd rather have it in Yankee Stadium."

"I'm gonna be an artist!"

Woman bragging about her big fish, husband with small fish.

"He likes you because you're not a cat."

"I lost all respect for firefighters when I saw them rescuing the neighbour's cat from up a tree..."

Ha Ha! Better Luck Next Time.