Yacht Party Goer Gifts

"....and by taking in a lodger the police won't be suspicious about how I can suddenly afford to throw champagne parties on the yacht!"

Sloaney Pony.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Boat wedding.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Carioca

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Redhead

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Leo McKern

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Christmas sweater alternatives

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"Aperitif?"

"My compliments to the sommelier."

Down on Bourbon Street...

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."