Yacht Party Goer Gifts

"....and by taking in a lodger the police won't be suspicious about how I can suddenly afford to throw champagne parties on the yacht!"

Sloaney Pony.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Boat wedding.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Carioca

Redhead

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Leo McKern

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Christmas sweater alternatives

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"My compliments to the sommelier."

"Aperitif?"

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

Down on Bourbon Street...

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?