Yacht Club Members Gifts

Yacht club: 'Can he call back? Everyone is out getting tattooed!'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Boat wedding.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Gone Bookkeepin'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

I'd rather be at the office.

Men drinking

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

'You're talking three million, ballpark

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

Boat to the Horizon.

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'I try to help when I can.'

"So you want to leave Germany when the Greens come to power. . . Will you take the yacht, the lear jet or should I get you a rubber dinghy?"

Yacht Club: Valet Parking $25,000.

"A thousand boats of static grace and I swear I saw one move!"

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

Unethical Accounting Methods...

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

"I've always admired you. I find your complete lack of compassion refreshing."