Yacht Club Members Gifts

Yacht club: 'Can he call back? Everyone is out getting tattooed!'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Boat wedding.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Gone Bookkeepin'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

'They learn fast, don't they?'

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

I'd rather be at the office.

Men drinking

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

'You're talking three million, ballpark

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

Boat to the Horizon.

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'I try to help when I can.'

"So you want to leave Germany when the Greens come to power. . . Will you take the yacht, the lear jet or should I get you a rubber dinghy?"

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

Yacht Club: Valet Parking $25,000.

"A thousand boats of static grace and I swear I saw one move!"

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

Unethical Accounting Methods...

'The IRS called, Lance. Something about an audit, but don't worry I covered for you. I said you couldn't be reached because you were on your yacht.'