Young Navigators Club Gifts

Who do you think you're kidding? The cub scouts don't have a "special ops."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

My First Boat

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

"Beginner's luck."

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'I like you and all, Adam, but I'm 'Graphic Novel' and you're just so 'Comic Bookie'.'

"Daddy's still up - I can see him loading his shotgun."

"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

'Thanks...but according to the web, 80 of kids' allowances are now linked to the Dow.'

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

Darby and Joan zimmer frame tandem

Set Sail

SS Superhero

The Ten Resolutions

Boating Supplies. Sale. Ernie, just tell the customers that the prices are very good --- Don't say buying one of these is a "huge oar deal."

'We are giving that kid too much pocket money.'

"Frankly, Ms. Brandt, I'm content to leave addition to the experts."

'No, thanks. You'll never get me into one of those.'

"Getting the hang of it?"