Yacht Club Member T-Shirts

I can't stand it when they double park!

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Boat wedding.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

'They learn fast, don't they?'

I'd rather be at the office.

Men drinking

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

'You're talking three million, ballpark

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

"So you want to leave Germany when the Greens come to power. . . Will you take the yacht, the lear jet or should I get you a rubber dinghy?"

'I try to help when I can.'

Yacht Club: Valet Parking $25,000.

"A thousand boats of static grace and I swear I saw one move!"

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

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