Yacht Club Member Prints

I can't stand it when they double park!

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Boat wedding.

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

'They learn fast, don't they?'

I'd rather be at the office.

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

Men drinking

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

'You're talking three million, ballpark

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'I try to help when I can.'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

"So you want to leave Germany when the Greens come to power. . . Will you take the yacht, the lear jet or should I get you a rubber dinghy?"

Yacht Club: Valet Parking $25,000.

"A thousand boats of static grace and I swear I saw one move!"

'That's Kevin Hurley. He wants us to know he's an Eagle Scout.'

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

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