Xmas Performance Critic Gifts

Searching for a unique Christmas gift for a performance critic? Our selection features clever and funny items that celebrate their sharp eye and love for the arts. Whether they enjoy producing, reviewing, or analyzing shows, find a gift that makes their holiday brighter and more entertaining.

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'I blame the 'X' Factor.'

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'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.' mockup

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

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"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent." mockup

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

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'Where were the wise women?'

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Bad gifts

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"Well yes, you're a worker, but I think we can both agree that you're not a hard worker now, can't we?"

"Well yes, you're a worker, but I think we can both agree that you're not a hard worker now, can't we?" mockup

"Well yes, you're a worker, but I think we can both agree that you're not a hard worker now, can't we?"

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Annoying xylophone solicitors.

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Christmas Present Wrapping Service. mockup

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

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'There are two men and a dog out there, and the dog is asleep.'

'There are two men and a dog out there, and the dog is asleep.' mockup

'There are two men and a dog out there, and the dog is asleep.'

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'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.' mockup

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

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Pianist being pelted with tomatoes. mockup

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

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Father Christmas deciding whether the Tory Party are naughty or nice.

Father Christmas deciding whether the Tory Party are naughty or nice. mockup

Father Christmas deciding whether the Tory Party are naughty or nice.

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The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.

The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song. mockup

The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.

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"I don't like it already."

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"Why Bingo Sinclair is the world's greatest clown director"

"Why Bingo Sinclair is the world's greatest clown director" mockup

"Why Bingo Sinclair is the world's greatest clown director"

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"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!" mockup

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

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'Your evaluation is based on what you do in the next 30 seconds. Go!'

'Your evaluation is based on what you do in the next 30 seconds. Go!' mockup

'Your evaluation is based on what you do in the next 30 seconds. Go!'

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"I've seen it performed many times, but I can't remember ever sleeping through it so peacefully."

"I've seen it performed many times, but I can't remember ever sleeping through it so peacefully." mockup

"I've seen it performed many times, but I can't remember ever sleeping through it so peacefully."

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'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.' mockup

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

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'Of course I believe in Santa. Just not a publicly funded one.'

'Of course I believe in Santa. Just not a publicly funded one.' mockup

'Of course I believe in Santa. Just not a publicly funded one.'

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'Despite what they sing, I don't think Christmas is really the season to be jolly...'

'Despite what they sing, I don't think Christmas is really the season to be jolly...' mockup

'Despite what they sing, I don't think Christmas is really the season to be jolly...'

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"Let's see now, Harrison - how long have you been with us?"

"Let's see now, Harrison - how long have you been with us?" mockup

"Let's see now, Harrison - how long have you been with us?"

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'I've been going over your performance review and to tell you the truth, I'm not very happy with these swimsuit scores.'

'I've been going over your performance review and to tell you the truth, I'm not very happy with these swimsuit scores.' mockup

'I've been going over your performance review and to tell you the truth, I'm not very happy with these swimsuit scores.'

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Christmas carol: 'Blow your budget stuff your trolley, tr-la-la-la-laaa-la-la-la-la...'

Christmas carol: 'Blow your budget stuff your trolley, tr-la-la-la-laaa-la-la-la-la...' mockup

Christmas carol: 'Blow your budget stuff your trolley, tr-la-la-la-laaa-la-la-la-la...'

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"And this is where the magic happens." mockup

"And this is where the magic happens."

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Today, Human Rights Watch sued a man named Santa Claus for discrimination against his employees by calling them 'dwarfs'.

Today, Human Rights Watch sued a man named Santa Claus for discrimination against his employees by calling them 'dwarfs'. mockup

Today, Human Rights Watch sued a man named Santa Claus for discrimination against his employees by calling them 'dwarfs'.

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"Just another silly programme this Christmas."

"Just another silly programme this Christmas." mockup

"Just another silly programme this Christmas."

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Santa's Helpers

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'No. Why should I give you my autograph?. You'll only sell it on eBay!'

'No. Why should I give you my autograph?. You'll only sell it on eBay!' mockup

'No. Why should I give you my autograph?. You'll only sell it on eBay!'

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'Do you ever wonder where elves come from?'

'Do you ever wonder where elves come from?' mockup

'Do you ever wonder where elves come from?'

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"You know I don't celebrate Valentines."

"You know I don't celebrate Valentines." mockup

"You know I don't celebrate Valentines."

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Santa Sucks

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"Curtain going up. Third act – and the bitter disappointment it is."

"Curtain going up. Third act – and the bitter disappointment it is." mockup

"Curtain going up. Third act – and the bitter disappointment it is."

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"My lawyer will present my case that I was definitely 'nice'."

"My lawyer will present my case that I was definitely 'nice'." mockup

"My lawyer will present my case that I was definitely 'nice'."

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Xmas Performance Critic Gifts Collection

Xmas Performance Critic Mugs

Explore our collection of performance critic mugs for a witty and expressive gift that keeps their coffee hot and their cleverness hotter.

Xmas Performance Critic Pillows

Add some humor and comfort to their space with our performance critic pillows, ideal for fans of the arts who love a good laugh.

Xmas Performance Critic Prints

Decorate their space with artistic and funny prints that celebrate the world of performance critique with style and personality.

Xmas Performance Critic T-Shirts

Check out our humorous t-shirts perfect for performance critics to showcase their love for the stage with a touch of wit and style.