Wwii Nostalgic Gifts

"It's not that important, Mamma. It's more like I got promoted to be Mr. Feinschreiber's assistant in the shipping department."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Sir Winston Churchill

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'It is too snowing!'

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

And when I was in the army, my mother sent me 'don't care' packages

D-Day landings of walking fish.

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

'For the last time, it's, LUFTWAFFE!'

'Please don't mind me... Just carry on!'

George Smith Patton

"What ever became of the days, Béla, when we all used to dance with wild abandon by the firelight."

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."

Putin's New History

'The Russians seem to be retaliating. This one is being pulled by eight tiny yaks.'

Political correctness - the early years

Winston Churchill.

A call to save energy, based loosely on the style of second world war posters

Head of Dumbing-Down

How's my blitzkrieging?

White cliffs of Dover

"The sixties are over, Ralph. The seventies and the eighties, for God's sake, are over. Give it a rest!"

"I don't care if it is the most realistic World War II simulator game, I still refuse to salute you."

VJ Day Photo Parody

"Fix it so it'll stream out behind, Pierre. I've been assigned to a motorcycle detail."

Raising the Flag on Iwo Jima

'Remember, kids. Pester your parents for Chunkos.'