Wwii Nostalgic Pillows

"It's not that important, Mamma. It's more like I got promoted to be Mr. Feinschreiber's assistant in the shipping department."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Sir Winston Churchill

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'It is too snowing!'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

"My, it feels good to sit down."

And when I was in the army, my mother sent me 'don't care' packages

D-Day landings of walking fish.

'The Luftwaffe is unable to bomb London, mein Fuhrer. The east coast of England is littered with wind turbines!'

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

How Will They Manage without Us?

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

'For the last time, it's, LUFTWAFFE!'

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

01/08/45

'Please don't mind me... Just carry on!'

George Smith Patton

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."

Political correctness - the early years

Putin's New History

'The Russians seem to be retaliating. This one is being pulled by eight tiny yaks.'

"What ever became of the days, Béla, when we all used to dance with wild abandon by the firelight."

Winston Churchill.

Rage-Tweeting Impeachment

"Fix it so it'll stream out behind, Pierre. I've been assigned to a motorcycle detail."

White cliffs of Dover

Head of Dumbing-Down

A call to save energy, based loosely on the style of second world war posters

Hey, Just Kidding

How's my blitzkrieging?

"I don't care if it is the most realistic World War II simulator game, I still refuse to salute you."

VJ Day Photo Parody

"The sixties are over, Ralph. The seventies and the eighties, for God's sake, are over. Give it a rest!"

Raising the Flag on Iwo Jima